Audrey Meadows & Jackie Gleason – The Honeymooners
Alice: Boy, you men kill me; you’re all alike. You want us women to bow and scrape at your feet. You men just think that you own this world.
Ralph: Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us!
eBaum’s World
A man had a hemorrhoid and badly needed cream. He would be so embarrassed to go and buy the best hemorrhoid treatment cream at his local pharmacy for obvious reasons.
What should he do to get the cream without stealing, buying it at the register, and not be embarrassed?
He should buy the cream along with a box of tampons! He is not embarrassed, and he looks like a wonderful husband.
Lucille Ball – I Love Lucy
“Oh Ethel did you ever wish there was something else to marry besides men?”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I’m sitting on top of the world, and I’ve got hemorrhoids.”
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
“With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.”
Jerry Seinfeld
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a little support, comfort, and freedom.
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