Funny Friday – Insurance jokes

When men handle insurance affairs:

• ‘You ought to feel highly honored,’ said the businessman to the life insurance agent, ‘so far today I have had my secretary turn away insurance quotes from seven insurance agents.’ ‘Yes, I know,’ replied the agent, ‘I am them.’

• Life insurance agent to would-be client: ‘Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight sir. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.’

• Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, ‘I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.’The second guy says, ‘I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.’  The third guy says, ‘What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.  ‘ The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, ‘Flood? How do you start a flood?’

Kathleen

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