In case you’re still looking for the perfect gift…
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered
that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it
leaves a big friggin’ red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass.
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