Order and thought for the day

October 2, 2009
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From: Headquarters Miami Home for the Aged To: As to whom this May Apply

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can  no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names  of ‘cocktails’,  ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff  drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.

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Order and thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on

Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky b00bs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Kathleen

Hey, there I'm Kathleen. My friends call me Kathy; to my kids I'm Momia. Life has afforded me many hats: Mom, wife, sister, friend, business owner... and most recently a midlife blogger. From college to marriage and babies, in the midst of business and wealthy boomers, midlife retrospection validates this extraordinary journey called life.

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