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Funny Friday | Middle Age Wrinkles

three midlife women

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball   “Gray hair is God’s graffiti.” Bill Cosby   “Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” Bob Hope   “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Jack Benny   “I’ve only got one wrinkle and I’m sitting on it.” Jeanne Calment   “As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don’t.” Carrie Fisher   “Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.” Robert Frost   “This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover.” Dorothy Fuldheim   Looks like all those murad resurgence reviews about top wrinkle creams were true!   Have a great weekend!   photo credits: www.last.fm Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed Buzz it...

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Funny Friday – Wild Family Funnies

Funny Friday – Wild Family Funnies

Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, “Gee, I hope it doesn’t rain today, I hate it when the children play inside.” ———— Q: What is the Kodiak bears favorite dessert? A: ESKIMO PIE. ————- First snake: I hope I’m not poisonous. Second snake: Why? First snake: Because I just bit my lip! ————– Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, “Mama, I’m sooo hungry, what can we eat?” To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, “How about some Baskin Robbins?”   My Favorite Animal Family Funny Friday…..   A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, “Yum! I smell French toast!” The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,...

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Funny Friday – Women and Cigars

Funny Friday – Women and Cigars

The Ashes A guy goes to a woman’s house for the first time, andshe shows him into the living room. The woman excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.  He picks it up, and as he’s looking at it, the woman walks back in. He says “What’s this?” She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.” He goes, “Geez…oooh….I…” She says, in a cheerful voice “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray when smoking his cigar.”   The  Announcement An unmarried woman who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left hand, and announced… “It’s a boy, six feet tall and...

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PSP – What do this mean?

PSP – What do this mean?

Oh my am I ever old. I had no idea what PSP represented. I know the iPhone  and I own an LG smart  phone. Would love to own an iPad or maybe even a kindle. But a PSP, blank. One of my great nephews was rambling on about the newest psp game and I really had no clue what he was trying to tell me. Eyes fixed on his while shaking my head yes, I leaned toward my niece and whispered, what is he saying? A gaming machine, made by Sony. A PlayStation Portable. Oh you mean something a game boy right? Well not exactly but that is the idea anyway. How embarrassing, especially since we have a PS2 gaming system in the next room!  It is quite remarkable how we parents are very quickly removed from the latest children gadgets and popular toy scene as rapidly as they grow up. I am by no means technologically challenged but...

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Funny Friday – Tech Support

Funny Friday – Tech Support

At our company, we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by using the computer’s asset barcode scanner or using the number beneath the bars. Customer: “Hello. I can’t get on the network.” Tech Support: “Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage.” Customer: “What is that?” Tech Support: “That little barcode on the front of your computer.” Customer: “Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar.. . “ Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed Buzz it up Share on Linkedin share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Share on technorati Tweet about it Buzz it up Subscribe to the comments on this post Tell a friend KathleenHey, there I'm Kathleen. My friends call me Kathy; to my kids I'm Momia. Life has afforded me many hats: Mom, wife, sister, friend, business owner... and most recently a midlife blogger. From college to marriage and...

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Funny Friday: Diet Pills

Funny Friday: Diet Pills

“I’m prescribing these pills for you,” said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds. It is imperative that you follow the instructions as written, six times per day. “I don’t want you to swallow them. Just spill the diet pills on the floor six times a day and pick them up, one at a time….” How is that for some new and improved diet pill reviews HA! Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed Buzz it up Share on Linkedin share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Share on technorati Tweet about it Buzz it up Subscribe to the comments on this post Tell a friend KathleenHey, there I'm Kathleen. My friends call me Kathy; to my kids I'm Momia. Life has afforded me many hats: Mom, wife, sister, friend, business owner... and most recently a midlife blogger. From college to marriage and babies, in the midst of business and wealthy boomers, midlife...

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Diet Pills – Are You Serious Saturday

Are you familiar with Wordless Wednesday, Food Trip Friday, or Make Friends Monday? How about WTF Wednesdays, heard of those blog hops? Before I continue, I have another question for you. What do YOU think about the websites promoting diet pills such as Apidexin, Fenphedra, or Lipovox? This is an excerpt from one of those miracle diet pill websites: “Our Recommendation: We would not recommend Fenphedra as a natural, safe, effective diet pill for losing weight. Phen375 is a legal pharmacy grade weight loss product that has clinically proven ingredients that will help you shed unwanted fat and gives long-term weight loss results. It is the strongest fat burner on today market. The great thing about Phen375 is that their formula is based on years of research and backed by scientific evidence. Phen375 can: • Increase the body’s fat burning ability • Increase metabolism • Suppress appetite • Lose 3lbs to 5lbs per week Take advantage of this chance...

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