Corny weight loss one liners

The corny one line statements concerning weight loss really crack me up!

• A moment on the lips, forever on the hips!

• Calories In = Calories Out!

• The first three letters in the word diet is DIE so live carefully.

• Touch your toes, and touch your toes, AND WISH YOU SKIPPED THOSE OREO’S.”

• Won’t power is better than will power.

• Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

• Exercise, eat healthy, and die anyway.

• If you don’t watch your figure, no one else will either.

• Remember who holds the fork.

My number one and so true funny weight loss line is …

“Never eat at a place called “Mom’s.”

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Kathleen

Hey, there I'm Kathleen. My friends call me Kathy; to my kids I'm Momia. Life has afforded me many hats: Mom, wife, sister, friend, business owner... and most recently a midlife blogger. From college to marriage and babies, in the midst of business and wealthy boomers, midlife retrospection validates this extraordinary journey called life.

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